Our mission, wen-ever we choose to assept it, is to bodily go four-f to annoy in ways dat no goblin has annoyied before…

Da Clockwork Goblins are a special breed of goblins, ya see. Bigger, stronger, faster and more smarter.  Decades ago…maybe last week…some of deez goblins developed a types of techno-ologies using the stuffs ya find in da clocks, ya know, gears and springs and fings.  Wez been able to harness dis techno-ologi to better our job in da capturing of children.

Ya see, da fing is, dis is our day job iz…, ya know,…. da fing with da childsrens.  Wez never ass-ed for dis…don;t get me wrong, I means, itz a pretty dee-sent gig…I means, itz a job, ain’t it?

But what wez really love do’n, is da capturing, torture and extermination of FAIRIES…dats whatz in ours heartz… OOh, I hate dem nasty bitey squeekies….Anyway, we luv capturing fairies!!!

But, we’z Goblins of the i.nfant r.elocation s.ervices waz recruit’d by Jareth, the “Oh Great King of all da Goblin.”  We’z the kings special black ops crew (best of da best, top of the heap) of Child Catchers.  Sure any old gobbo can go out and find some stink’in kid and stuff em in a big bag and bring’em to the king.. any king  really…

But not us!  No!! When Jareth, da Goblins king, needs a special jobbie done he calls on us,

the i.r.s. of the clockwork goblins.

Pee Ess, any youz needs some childsrens captured and deleviered we only charge a small fee:

-1 child = an appedage, or your next born child.
-2 or more children = we keeps a whole one, depending on size and difficulty of work.
-Twins = wez keep one
-No teenagers
-Tweens are only considered under certain cercumstancez
-Client pays for expendables (ale, rope and what knots)

You! You took our picture! Add it to the Clockwork Goblins group on Flickr, or we’ll do to you what we did to that annoyingly chipper little fairy that got too close to Verbal’s nose. You don’t want that, do you? We didn’t think so.

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